This episode of ABC's blueprint for living (available to those in Australia) deconstructs the fetish for concrete garden ornaments beautifully. I couldn't have said it better. Tyre swans. I'd forgotten they ever existed until I heard this and then had a sudden urge to consider making one. Maybe not.
However, yesterday I was poking about in a second had shop (I know! I know I said I never would again!) and came across this.
I'm struggling to think of much else, and how wonderful it would look in my front patch with a bit of old-lady-plant of some description cooking away inside. Hmm...